‘Papa Smurf’ and flaming pianos – strangest moments of Paris Olympics opening ceremony

‘Papa Smurf’ and flaming pianos – strangest moments of Paris Olympics opening ceremony

The Olympic Games will get under way on Saturday morning following Friday nights opening ceremony in Paris.

Among the raindrops that fell on the athletes and dignitaries, there were dancers and performers on the boulevards, River Seine and, at times, perched on the side of buildings. Here, Telegraph Sport relives some of the strangest moments from the night.

A giant cloche was raised to reveal a fruit salad topped by a near-naked man covered in blue paint, sporting a bright orange beard and wearing a fruit headdress and sash. Looking like some kind of deranged Smurf, he then began to sing. According to BBC commentator Hazel Irvine, the man, singer-songwriter Philippe Katerine, was meant to be portraying Greek god Dionysus. It was an image that will remain seared into the memories of all who saw it.

Olympic opening ceremony └ Things we didn’t expect to see └ Blue Greek god on a platter #Paris2024 #Olympics pic.twitter.com/wsX2hAY4We

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Singer Juliette Armanet and pianist Sofiane Pamarts water-borne performance of John Lennons Imagine a song with the line Imagine theres no countries sung after every nation in the world had sailed past was completely overshadowed by Pamarts piano being set on fire for no apparent reason.

Imagine…….filling out the health and safety form for this #Paris2024 #Olympics pic.twitter.com/omjxCQ3shz

BBC Sport (@BBCSport) July 26, 2024

A dramatic performance by heavy metal band Gojira at a castle overlooking the Seine was preceded by a clip of what appeared to be beheaded Marie Antoinette singing to the crowd. Brian May on the roof of Buckingham Palace it was not, although it was considered one of the highlights of the early part of the ceremony.

Vive la France! #Paris2024 #Olympics #BBCOlympics pic.twitter.com/KIPWrB8LUn

BBC Sport (@BBCSport) July 26, 2024

A strange mix of boats, with some huge and some tiny. Size of athlete delegation was key, though a number of nations shared vessels where possible. A few, though, were in rather smaller boats, with the two-athlete Solomon Islands given their own. Indeed, it was so small it risked sparking fears it could capsize in the Paris downpour.

It was not only celebrities and athletes who took centre stage but animated film stars, too. At one point, the ceremony cut to a submarine packed with Minions trying out various Olympic sports. Throwing sharp objects on an underwater vessel is not very sensible, though. The javelin punctured holes and the submarine duly flooded.

gold medal mischief #Paris2024 pic.twitter.com/nG9IKXUVbp

Despicable Me 4 (@Minions) July 27, 2024

It almost seemed a nod to Star Wars, in terms of the outfit, but the oddly-armoured and faceless flag-bearer had her moment when she rode a mechanised horse down the Seine, with the Olympic flag as a cape. She then switched to a real horse, dismounted, then walked for what seemed an age to deliver a second Olympic flag for the hoisting ceremony. The rider, Floriane Issert, is a non-commissioned officer in the Gendarmerie Nationale. She was apparently meant to represent Sequana, the goddess of the River Seine in the Gallo-Roman religion.

The Bibliotheque National Frances national library was the setting for another surprising scene. Yes, it featured famous French books, but also a threesome or, should we say, menage a trois. It was during a segment on love with the Olympics official X feed sharing the Victor Hugo quote, The freedom to love is no less sacred than the freedom to think that three young actors became friendly and, as things became more heated, shut the door on viewers. Suggestive!

The freedom to love is no less sacred than the freedom to think. -Victor Hugo#Paris2024 #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/LDCO7nXNoR

The Olympic Games (@Olympics) July 26, 2024

Unexpectedly, the ceremony returned to the water when Serena Williams, Carl Lewis, Rafael Nadal and Nadia Comaneci carried the Olympic torch back up the Seine on a boat. There was nearly a mishap when they appeared to be buffeted in the rainstorm while passing under a bridge, with Williams briefly looking like she might pass out or be sick and Comaneci grabbing her arm for support. We nearly lost Serena there, said BBC commentator Andrew Cotter.

Serena Williams’ face tells you everything you need to know! #Olympics #Paris2024 pic.twitter.com/NlwGKxVDzu

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