Team USA is in dire straits. Keegan Bradleys squad trails 8.5 to 3.5 heading into Saturday afternoon, and even the fans are embarrassing themselves at Bethpage Black. Luckily, Manhattan’s Headquarters Gentleman’s Club has stepped in and made an offer to (hopefully) entice every American on the course to get their game together and figure things out and soon.
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A spokesperson for the club told TMZ that they’re preparing to give U.S. players like Bryson DeChambeau a well-deserved treat — if they emerge victorious. There will apparently be a party and a VIP area for U.S. golfers, as well as extra dancers clad in American outfits from head to high heel.
The club on West 38th St., outside of Times Square, is just one train ride away from Bethpage, but were guessing the U.S. team has helicopters and/or Air Force One available, especially if they come back from such an intimidating deficit.
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Along with the pros, U.S. fans wearing team gear can get one free dance. Gotta save some money after spending half your mortgage on Ryder Cup tickets.
“Headquarters has become known for tying into major cultural moments,” the gentlemans club spokesperson said. “And this one is teed up (pun intended) to be wild if the U.S. pulls it off.”
This may be the motivation that the home team needs. To be fair, whatever Keegan Bradley and company are trying thus far doesnt seem to be working. Its time to get back in pole position, by any means necessary.
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